ZOOMIES

SHEET 01

The Cycle

one cat · two speeds · zero in-between

FIG. 1

LOAF

dead calm · 0 mph

has not moved in six hours. will not move for six more. do not mistake this for peace. it is a scheduled event.

FIG. 2

WIND-UP

butt wiggle · pupils at maximum

3:00 am. pupils fully dilated. rump oscillating at a frequency science can't explain. nothing has changed. it's happening anyway.

FIG. 3

full sprint · 3:00 am sharp

maximum velocity. no destination. no reason. every hallway a racetrack, every wall a launchpad. this is the part everyone screenshots.

FIG. 4

COLLAPSE

post-zoomies flop · do not disturb

over as suddenly as it began. flat on the floor, one leg still going. no lessons learned. see you tomorrow at 3.

sound familiar? charts do this too. sideways for hours, then everything at once, for no reason. that's the whole bit. there is no middle gear.

SHEET 02

Fair-Launch Facts

the boring part, in writing

$ZOOMIES is live. The only real contract address is:

0xb1f161a45e9f745412e5b10407463fb3fc7e46f9

It is an EVM 0x address on Robinhood Chain. If a CA anywhere does not match this one character for character, it is fake. There are already fake ZOOMIES tokens on this chain, so check every character.

Fair launch on Pons: no presale, no team allocation, liquidity locked automatically at launch in the Pons locker. Dev wallet 0x91593594D85eb7Ed78B1D37Bb825b025d383135d, dev buy 0.030 ETH (about 0.75 SOL), disclosed. That is all of it.

Launch: Fair launch on Pons, on Robinhood Chain. No bonding curve: the token deploys straight into a public Uniswap V3 pool that everyone trades in from the same block, us included. No whitelist, no head start. Pons caps every other wallet at 5.5% of supply for the first two blocks, so no single sniper can swallow the launch.
Presale: None. No team allocation. No bundled buys. Fixed supply of 1,000,000,000 tokens, all of it in the public pool from block one.
Dev wallet: Tiny dev buy from a publicly disclosed wallet on Robinhood Chain. You will be able to see every coin we hold, forever.
Liquidity: Liquidity is locked automatically at launch, in the Pons locker contract, the moment the token deploys. There is no later migration and no unlock. Nobody can pull it. Not even us.
Dev revenue: Pons pays the token creator about 0.70% of trading volume in WETH, its share of the 1% pool fee, claimable through the locker. That is the only money this project makes, and we are saying so up front.
Receipts: Launch transaction, dev holdings, and an "is this a rug?" answer, pinned on day one. Ask us the hard questions in public.

SHEET 03

Read This Twice

not fine print. actual print.

ZOOMIES is a memecoin.

It has no utility, no product, and no roadmap that ends anywhere except a cartoon cat running in circles. Nobody here is promising you anything: no returns, no guarantees, no numbers. The price of any memecoin can go to zero and stay there.

This page is not financial advice. Only ever spend what you would happily set on fire for a cartoon cat.